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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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