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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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