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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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