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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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