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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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