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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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