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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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