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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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