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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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