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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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