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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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