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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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