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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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