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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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