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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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