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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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