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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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