Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.