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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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