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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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