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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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