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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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