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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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