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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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