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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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