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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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