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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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