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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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