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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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