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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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