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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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