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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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