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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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