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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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