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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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