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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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