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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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