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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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