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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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