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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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