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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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