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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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