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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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