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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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