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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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