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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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