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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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