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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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