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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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