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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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