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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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