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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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