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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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