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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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