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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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