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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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