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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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