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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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